A Totally Different Ending for “The Tortoise and the Hare”

       ……So the next day, the tortoise and the hare had a race. When the hare arrived, he was so shocked that he fainted right in front of the stand. What exactly did he see?

       The crane, who was the medic of the race, ran towards him. After a quick relief in the hands of the crane, he was sobered. Alright, I’ll tell you. He saw the tortoise sitting on Flash, the fastest super. You may ask how, but I don’t know either. Anyways, he somehow managed to hire Flash and to some extend bought a thousand Iron Man’s suits. Those suits carry a reactor with the diameter of just five centimeters. They carried a runway for Flash. At top speed, they can reach two hundred thousand kilometers every second which is two thirds of that of light. Well, you know what the ending was.

       The hare thought it unfair and asked for a boxing competition and the turtle agreed.

       The hare hired the bear but the turtle hired One Punch Superman, a hero in Japan who can finish the monsters off with just one punch. So, he eventually “flatted” the hare again.

       The end.